Just because I can’t sing…

Question: What is love? Explain in details. (20 marks)
American student: Love is life.
(Marks: 5 out of 20)
British student: Love is pain.
(Marks: 5 out of 20)
Indian student:
Definition: A serious disorder of the heart due to a relationship between men and women that can cause the death of one or both depending on the resistance associated.
Types: One-sided and two-sided
Age: Usually occurs in teenage but nowadays can be found at any age
Symptoms: Tension, daydreaming, insomnia, cell phone addiction
Diagnosis by: Diary, photos, mobile
Treatment: Anti-love therapy with father’s shoe or mother’s sandal.
(Marks 20 out of 20)
Motto: Don’t ask Indian students… they can stretch anything for 20 marks!
Riya Paliwal (13) / St Angela Sophia School, Jaipur

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Changing exam pattern
Year 1995: Answer all the questions.
Year 2000: Answer any 5 questions.
Year 2005: Select the correct answer (A, B or C).
Year 2010: Choose either A or B.
Year 2015: Please only read the questions.
Year 2020: Thanks for coming!
Nafisa Huzefa Sabir (14) / Holy Cross English High School, Amravati

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Our generation’s sleeping schedule depends on… the percentage of battery remaining in the phone!

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Teachers always tell us to follow our dreams… Yet they don’t let us sleep in class!
Prakruthi Murthy / Stella Maris High School

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H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K.
Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.
Utkarshini Rajput (17) / R.A. Podar College, Mumbai

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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Baapu!”
“Mahatma Gandhi! Is it you?”
“No, silly! It’s your father!”

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Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing!

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There was a long line in front of a doctor’s clinic. A man kept trying to get to the front of the line but the crowd kept pushing him to the back of the line. The man finally shouted: “Arrey, let me open the clinic!”

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My girlfriend broke up with me. She says I’m childish. I took a deep breath. Calmed down. Went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away!

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At a family gathering:
Cousin: “Do you have a girlfriend?”
Mom gives me a sharp look.
Me: “What is a girl? What is a friend? Who am I?”

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Nothing else can beat the pleasure of waiting till your bro/sis finishes their share of food… and then you start eating your share slowly to irritate them!

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Wife: “Had your lunch?”
Husband: “Had your lunch?”
Wife: “I’m asking you.”
Husband: “I’m asking you.”
Wife: “You copying me?”
Husband: “You copying me?”
Wife: “Let’s go shopping!”
Husband: “Yes, I had my lunch.”